Writing prompt: You have been found guilty of murder, but it was an accidental killing brought on by hilarious circumstances. [Word Count:150]
***Ron was an asshole, but I hadn't meant to kill him.
I hadn't known Ron was sleeping with her, and when it had come out in court nobody had been more shocked than me. Honestly, I’d always thought Ron was an asshole, but had never borne him ill will. We’d been working late, lounging on a break when that asshole tossed a banana peel on the floor. He told a joke that was actually funny. I’d slapped him on the back. The jolt forward landed him on the banana peel and he slipped forward, like in a cartoon, his body propelled through glass of the tenth floor window to the parking lot below. The cameras had shown what appeared to be an aggressive shove. Now here I was, on the fast train to Fuckedville, about to take a lethal injection for that clumsy fucker.
Man, Ron was such an asshole.